Tequila Story.

A long story about why someone doesn't drink Tequila anymore. It usually ends with someone puking their guts out or doing something crazy.
Don: So I ended up blowing chunks all over these chicks I was going fuck. That's the ending for my tequila story.
by DaKoolA1dMan November 09, 2008
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tequila sunrise

A drinking game involving you, a partner (or more as you desire) and a fresh fifth/handle of tequila, depending on the number of people. The object is to drink the entire bottle and stay awake until the sun rises the next morning. Good party game.
Me and the lacrosse team did a Tequila Sunrise last weekend, then kicked the shit out of Western the next day!
by CuthroatMcGee February 19, 2008
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Tequila Sunrise

A classic hit song by the "Southwestern Rock" band, "The Eagles.
It's another tequila sunrise,
starin' slowly 'cross the sky...
by Rod Brock March 09, 2007
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Tequila Tuesday

A holiday created by Kennedy Frazer celebrated every Tuesday every week
by Thatitbook March 01, 2022
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Tennessee Tequila

The act of pissing in a half bottle of tequila filling it the rest of the way and allowing your friends to drink it. The smell and taste of the tequila will drown out the piss taste. morning piss should only be used once.
Hey guys you want to try some real Tennessee Tequila.
by jonhogrod January 14, 2010
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tequila vision

A 2 turns into a 10 after a couple shots of tequila!!
Oh my god the guy you hooked up with was so ugly last night.
Ugh, I know, I have tequila vision.
by tequilavision123 April 25, 2021
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tequila cow

Tequila cow makes tequila that MUST be drank from the tequila cup
I just saw a bunch of tequila cows on the side of the road! Get the tequila cup!!!
by Loosey Moosey December 08, 2011
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