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mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by anonymous April 26, 2023
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Why are you telling...

When are your going to do what I want?
Fat bald faggoot "Why are you telling... People to murder children?"

Hym "Why aren't you talking about the targeted harassment? Is it because this is and always has been about turning me into the bad guy in perpetuity from now until I'm in a state of complete subservience and it has nothing to do with your child's safety and everything to do with making me feel inadequate because you know the second I figure out you're being preferentially selected for we are going to have a problem that only child murder can solve?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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no more "my body's telling me's"

Something someone says to someone that's high even if that said someone is higher than a blanket.
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no more "my body's telling me's"
by Master of beargreen April 14, 2024
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You do not have to do anything they are telling you

Whatever they are telling you does not applying. And from HERE... It looks like someone read the instruction manual and is lying to you.
Hym "Nope. You don't bitch. Whoever told you that is lying to you. You do not have to do anything they are telling you. It's literally just the ship of theseus. Your Konami trying to tell Hideo Kojima that he can't use Solid Snake in his games. And you know they aren't protesting me because they would all be dead right now."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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