Japanese Teapot

A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.

The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'

by The Pelican's Briefs January 17, 2023

Teapot

Something to domestically abuse your child when they look to much like their father.

"I used the water from the teapot to burn my sons face"

by Door knob dudes... February 22, 2021

o.l teapot

Real name olly mcanny

Definition of o.l teapot If you piss off o.lteapot he will use his mma skills and kidnap your African kids

by Unknown local fraud star January 7, 2022

Teapot

A MISSISSIPPI term for :
frozen juice inside of a plastic cup (may or may not have a gummy worm in it)

Aye go ta ms. Willy b house and get me. Teapot

by Ykw_kayla November 5, 2022

Dirty Teapot

A Dirty Teapot is when you squeeze your penis so hard it can fit into the end of a teapot and then you pour boiling tea into the teapot and pour it onto the tip of your penis while fingering your asshole thinking about ukrainian children getting fucked by a sheep

Oh yeah, last night I did a Dirty Teapot. it was soooo lit my guy!

by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022

Teapot

A figure formed when a man inserts his penis into his rectum, disguising himself as teapot with his curved penis as the handle. Telling someone to be a teapot can also be an insult and an alternative phrase to go fuck yourself

Person 1: Stick your dick up your ass and pretend to be a teapot.

Person 2 (obeying Person 1's demands): Here's my handle and here's my spout.

by Teapotlord August 7, 2016

teapot

This term is created by Amelia Watson. She is a vtubers from the company hololive. A sub-company of Cover corp. This term is used when a stream is experiencing some timing/lagging issues. A similar word is lag.

Chat: "Stream froze."
Ame: "Teapot, teapot, teapot."

by DefaultTeamate January 10, 2021