Ass Tar

A combination of thick shit and sweat compounded into one's butt crack.

John held his poop in all day, therefore creating Ass Tar.

by Kekfjjtkf January 5, 2017

Tar Pot

a greasy ol french native who think they own everything around them

You hear about sally? Yeah, what a tar pot

Jim got caught poaching fish the other day.. "Thats because he's a tar pot"

by Motor Boat-er September 19, 2013

Ass tar

The sticky, unyielding, slow moving, and clingy eradication of Thanksgiving dinner, usually encountered the following day.

Man I ate so much turkey, stuffing, and gravy that I had some nasty ass tar the next day.

by scythe74 November 23, 2018

Tar-Neckin'

Makin' out with your homie while you chew dip, preferably with double horseshoe.

Me and Danny were tar-neckin' in the pickup after buying some Copenhagen at the corner store.

by Carolina Cooper July 27, 2018

Tar and Feather

You shave your pubes and while having sex with a girl pull out and blow your load on her face. Then proceed to sprinkle your pubes on her face.

Also known as the Snip N stick

by UR squash [Sunit and Max] March 1, 2004

Grundle Tar

A thick, sticky, dark brown substance with putrid ripe stench oftentimes found within the area between a person's asshole and genitals.

Holy fuck, what smells like a decaying corpus?" "Off courrsee it's the Grundle Tar stuck to Horvach's gooch!!!

by D. P. Dot Dirtbag October 3, 2010

tar biscuit

Turd, feces, crap, shit, log, load, poop.

Having long been constipated, he finally broke loose and clogged my toilet up with an enormous tar biscuit.

by Paul April 19, 2004