Tardy Hug

A restricting hug that does not allow the other individual to get to class and is released as soon as tardiness is absolute.

"Dude, why were you late to class?"
"These guys came up and Tardy Hugged me. Did I get marked late?"
"Yep, Mr. Franklin marked you tardy."
"No!!"

by CyberWarrior85 November 25, 2011

ardy tardy

Someone who is mentally retarded. Used as an alternative to "tard monk" because it's more fun to say.

Oh Jeremy, you're such an ardy tardy

by Cornhole Jesus March 16, 2015

TARDIS

A retard british boy that aimed to be a mobile legends master but failed because his companion always steal his kills

haha tardis i stole your kill again

by YOLOBOIXDDDDD January 17, 2018

Tardy Tards

This applies to people who are constantly late. Generally people in their teen years as they have not completely come to appreciate punctualality as a sign of adulthood.

"Hey! We will never make it to anything on time if you don't stop acting like a bunch of Tardy Tards!"

by Noremac1981 December 29, 2020

TARDIS

a retard british boy that aimed to be a mobile legends pro but failed because his companion always steal his kills

hey tardis i stole your kill again lol

by YOLOBOIXDDDDD January 17, 2018

Tardy bargain flop

Used as an expression after something unbelievable is said. Also. Can be shortened to TBF

Person 1: “I got the job”
Person 2: “omg tardy bargain flop”

Person 1: “I’m gay”
Person 2: “TBF”

by Xopher_ November 20, 2019

Whitetrash Tardis

A heavy dose of LSD, combined with a hit of adderall on the comedown.

Aquarius: Can't believe I romanticized the hippie speedball after not being able to have coffee for so long and now it's got me feeling like a quirked up white boy goated with the sauce.

Weasel: I can do you one better. A heavy dose of LSD, but hit some adderall on the back-end. I call it the Whitetrash Tardis.

by TrashGoblin April 3, 2022