cold tamale

She drinks a slushee, then she gives you a blowjob.

I hope she's enjoying those slushees, I can't wait to feel them are on my dick. The best cold tamale I'll ever get.

by Don'tTakeItPersonally February 19, 2017

A Poncho short of a Tamale stand

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

Pinching your tamale

Rubbing one out. Whacking of ones winky. Masturbation station

Damn it Billy for the love of God stop pinching your tamale at work!

by Chewy Gonzales August 20, 2021

Tamale gobbler

A Mexican

Jose, why are you such a tamale gobbler?

by Bearjew September 1, 2013

Tamale Gun

A weapon that McDonalds uses to fight off the evil forces of the Kois, there are only 3 that exist, they are located in a top secret underground vault in the McDonalds in Kana

“Heyyy Tamale Gun, fihlgeah hihlgeah in my head!

by Funnyclock301956 December 22, 2019

Hot tamale

1. Attractive person
2. Historically popular but now largely obsolete cinnamon sweet invented in the 1950s

“He is such a hot tamale!”
“I could really go for something sweet and sugary right now, like a hot tamale candy”

by Maz1993 February 15, 2022

Tamale Box

Another way to discribe "hot pussy". It Came from the act of taking a handful of Hot Tamales candy from a friend's box without consent and then owning it. "I just raped your tamale box" which sounded hot, like a hot chick with a hot box". Tamale Box

Man she is hot, I'd like to get into her Tamale Box!

by Stylin'Jack January 30, 2023