The reason girl cry themselves to sleep at night wondering why they can't find a guy like Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, or whatever their cup of tea may be.
by International Badass July 24, 2011
Get the Fairy Tale mug.A tale a guy tells to a guy about how they got laid where it happened who it was with what time they did it.
Ron: Hey did I tell you about how i got Jessica?
Tim: Dude I already heard this cock tale a million times!
Tim: Dude I already heard this cock tale a million times!
by jakerater July 16, 2007
Get the cock tale mug.A Latina/Black girl who loves to party, loves to laugh, and have a good time. Very sexy, has lots of friends, and the sweetest girl on the world. Hilarious, flirty, awesome. Big assets.
"Dannng, that girl is so sexy!"
"She's a Taleisha."
"I CALL DATING HER FIRST!"
"Yeah, bro, well I'MMA SCREW HER FIRST!"
"We'll see about that!"
"She's a Taleisha."
"I CALL DATING HER FIRST!"
"Yeah, bro, well I'MMA SCREW HER FIRST!"
"We'll see about that!"
by lucky3cat February 23, 2012
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Get the Tattle-tale mug.A rough ass person from Port Talbot, South Wales. This person will be seen out in public dripping with cheap gold, probably has about 5 kids, also dripping in gold.
Only ever seen out in public on benefit day, so they can collect it and spend it on fags and booze.
Only ever seen out in public on benefit day, so they can collect it and spend it on fags and booze.
When out in a pub and a rough ass person walks in :
"Look at that Port-Talbion over there"
and proceed to point and laugh.
"Look at that Port-Talbion over there"
and proceed to point and laugh.
by K. February 5, 2004
Get the port-talbion mug.(noun) A person who talks almost constantly about nostalgia. May also engage in nostalgic activities and/or buy nostalgic items. See coconut boost.
by Corkin July 31, 2006
Get the taleggio mug.A phrase used to express an extreme disinterest in what a person has to say by stating this phrase sarcastically to trick the talker into thinking you actually give a shit. This is the more ironic choice than the well known meme "Cool story bro". Often times this is used specifically on those who have incorrectly used the term "cool story bro" or more accurately, someone who over uses it.
ex1:Guy 1: Yeah, So I saw my boss today in the mall and he asked me why I did not show up to work yesterday. So I told him "Cool Story bro." I so pwned him
Guy 2: Riviting Tale Chap!......(mutters)idiot.
ex2: Guy 1: So I kicked this guy's baby out the window and he bounce back into the house. It was amazing!
Guy 2: Cool story bro!
(5 mins later)
Guy 2: So I took a shit, and the dump looks like Alabama.
Guy 1: Riviting tale chap!
Guy 2: Riviting Tale Chap!......(mutters)idiot.
ex2: Guy 1: So I kicked this guy's baby out the window and he bounce back into the house. It was amazing!
Guy 2: Cool story bro!
(5 mins later)
Guy 2: So I took a shit, and the dump looks like Alabama.
Guy 1: Riviting tale chap!
by RedSoxDragon aka Big Will December 1, 2009
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