glass cleaner

a synthetic drug close to bathsalts but less dangerous. makes the user wayyy horny.

lets snort some glass cleaner tonight... i feel like making some bad decisions!

by jaxxappl July 09, 2012

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Vacuum Cleaner

A person who sucks blows and gets rolled in the closet

by HUE HUE HUE!! September 27, 2016

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Another name for calling people "Douche Bags" when you want to say it in the literal way. It's quite an insult.

Person #1: Wow, she's so annoying.
Person #2: Yeah, what a vagina cleaner.
Person #1: What?
Person #2: Other way of saying "douche bag".

by Mira&Lindsay February 11, 2007

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One who cleans penis(s) with thier mouth.

by Tonacious d January 05, 2018

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a q tip type device that is shot out of a tiny pistol like mechanism straight into the penis hole, it is also known as the male tampon

aye man, im feelin kinda leaky rn, do you got a penis cleaner?

by shlonkylover February 21, 2021

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when you eat a girl out who has a nice patch of carpet downstairs

yeah, that girl did not shave at all... I turned into a carpet cleaner last night

by Karab okama December 12, 2020

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Your wife. It’s not a blow job, it’s a hygiene ritual. Wifely duties

Welcome to the stabbin cabin. Home of the wiener cleaner.

Hey honey, I need a wiener cleaning. Come be my wiener cleaner.

by MrShocker January 07, 2018

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