A narwhal with a large Jewish nose, that wags its tongue side to side in search of sand to sleep on. Marks its territory by spouting "eye-gunk" from its eyeball. Fights back predators or attacks prey with vinegar feet. Also likes to attack jojos (Only one in existence).
by brexjbear January 2, 2010
Get the dukey swirlmug. by Laurensboyfriend December 23, 2016
Get the Double swirlmug. The process of bending a chic over the toilet and fucking her in the ass and then dunking her head in the toilet bowl and flushing.
by dunkendave December 14, 2019
Get the cornhole swirlmug. After having coitus with a woman who is menstruating, one pulls out before orgasm, wipes the red vaginal discharge on her face while ejaculating resulting in a pattern that resembles a jelly swirl.
Hey babe, I know you don't want to have sex because you're on the rag, but if we do I'll make a jelly swirl!
by clirtmurf October 26, 2011
Get the jelly swirlmug. Pecan Swirl is when you lay straight dough in your pants. People from the back can see a swirl print on the back of your pants. This is most accompanied by a foul stench.
You to your mom: “do you smell that?”
Mom: “someone just laid a fat one.”
You: “are you talking about a pecan swirl?”
Mom: “someone just laid a fat one.”
You: “are you talking about a pecan swirl?”
by Mike Ro-dick September 16, 2019
Get the Pecan Swirlmug. by Action hank December 12, 2012
Get the Swirl Chambermug. a) Hey pedro, did you talk with Samantha and Jessica last night???
b) We did more than talk, we had a caramel swirl!
a) Lucky pedro!!!
b) We did more than talk, we had a caramel swirl!
a) Lucky pedro!!!
by Truckdaddy January 31, 2017
Get the caramel swirlmug.