swirly jack

a swirly jack is an ancient bio electric management that you can diy build easily at home with common matterals . consisting of quartz crystal copper and wood for the handel . you wier wrap a crystal with a loop and lenght to be abel to swirl a crystal and grab the electric in the atmosphere and get charged or get grounded depending on directon of swirling . allows one to fill again becaue the body has enough electric to run at optium capacity . boost immune system iq slows metabisilism and increases wound heal rate for minnor cut and scrapes . look up bio electric in modern medicin. thank you for swirling

how much for that swirly jack . i heard that you can use a swirly jack to help with anixety relief!

by ol swirly July 24, 2022

Swirly fucking

When you give someone a swirly as you have sex with them, either holding down the seat, pushing them directly, or using the leverage you have from behind to keep them down.

"Bro did you hear?, some of the dudes at the frat house got arrested!"

"Yeah man they were having a pig party and one of the girls drowned when her date ended up swirly fucking her too long."

by Curare the defenestrator July 12, 2023

Lil Swervy

A common slang term hydrocodone, often used as a code word during times where secrecy is of upmost importance.
hydro drugs lean pain killers fucked up

"Yo dawg, hit me with a lil swervy before class"-Nigah Z

"nigah i got you, we gettin fucked up"- Nigah D

by THE lil swervy October 23, 2012

Foot Swirly

When you can't afford a pedicure and you really need one, you put your foot in the toilet and flush multiple times until your foot is smooth and soft as a baby's bottom.

I spent all my money at BeerFest so I had to give myself a foot swirly before my best friends beach wedding.

by Pmdono August 13, 2016

Louisiana Swirly Tube

Sticking a dildo on top of a drill, with the drill at it's highest rotation velocity.

Rebecca, I just tried a Louisiana Swirly Tube -- it was awesome!

by rectified123 October 20, 2017

Apple Swirly

When a male dips his testicles into his urine after peeing and flushes the toilet to cause said testicles to swirl around in his Apple juice.

I don’t need a girlfriend to give myself an Apple Swirly! I just need a toilet...

by Jiloss1 December 18, 2018

Cum Swirly

A cum swirly is when a man swings his penis around into a toilet while cumming. He then will proceed to flush the toilet and stick his girlfriend’s head into it!

I had the most radical cum swirly with my step sister last night.

by Cum monster man 77 January 20, 2023