Superbowl Shaft

Being scheduled to work on Superbowl Sunday.

Jason looking at the work schedule realizes he has to work during the Superbowl - Jason: Damn it! Doug: What? Jason: I just got the Superbowl Shaft. Doug: Haha. Sucks to be you! I'm going to call you on break completley trashed!

Kat looked at the schedule and noticed she was working from 5-10:30 on a Sunday and thought nothing of it. Three nights later it dawned on her - Kat: Fucking-A! I just took the Superbowl Shaft right up the ass.

by TakJackson January 31, 2010

Take the Browns to the Superbowl

To take a sh*t, have a bowel movement, to the toilet.

Sorry I took so long, I had to take the Browns to the Superbowl

by I know a guy November 12, 2009

superbowl

a way to get your girlfriend\wife to watch football.

only they watch it for commercials and a bad half time show.

bring back the bud-bowl

by ihatecooper January 30, 2004

superbowl

Just another excuse to gamble, drink and eat and sit on your ass all day long and actually believe the players on the other side of the television can hear you and your obnoxious testosterone.

Be quiet and pass me the tacos, chilli, chips, a few beers and the squares while I watch the superbowl game.

by Jennifer0911 February 3, 2008

Superbowl Ring

Taking one of your balls in between your fingers making in look like a ring.

Have you seen his superbowl ring?

by JustinJerkoff? March 5, 2009

SuperCooperTrooper

a person who believes that he has one goal in life

hes a SuperCooperTrooper...hes got nuffing else to do but that

by R_e_X June 11, 2006

Superbowl Surprise

a huge, explosive fart brought about by an injury

When Brent jumped right on Hilary's guts, she let out a huge Superbowl Surprise.

by frijole July 23, 2008