Streaming

stream-ing

noun U
contrary to Alex's ground breaking discovery, streaming is the upload/download of audio/video data over the interweb in real time. If Alex was to stick a cork in it, sit down in front of a computer & watch some bollox on youtube or something similar, all would become clear (once the stream has stopped buffering).

Alex: Hey, like, i've been streaming all day at school.
Teacher: I hope you weren't streaming DVDs, young Alex!
DMCA bigwig: I'm closing your school down for breach of copyright.

by F.Arkov September 2, 2008

stretching the sack

Stretching The Sack - happens when you pick up something heavy almost to the point of hurting yourself.

Look at that John Doe over there...

Yea man he is stretching the sack of his like a mile long trying to pick up that box...

what a dumb-ass...

by NightHawk11 November 12, 2010

Stretching

Code name for sex during the daytime.

I stopped for a midday stretching during lunch, feel great.

by O’Takieddine August 17, 2019

split-streaming

When a guy's piss splits into two separate streams when going to the restroom due to consistantly excessive masturbation.

"Shit man I may be jerking it off too much." "Oh? How so?" Dude I've started split-streaming when going to the bathroom." Nah dude you cool, just don't do it for a couple days and you'll be fine!"

by G_O July 9, 2017

Streaming a nut in her box

The act of ejaculating (e.g. 'nutting', usually sans condom) in a chicks vagina (e.g. 'box').

"Dude, what happened with that hottie last nite?"

"Well, I was streaming a nut in her box when the doorbell rang."

by NikonMan February 8, 2009

streaming

The act of drinking champagne from the slit of a woman's vagina.

I just had the best champagne yesterday, candy just poured it down her pussy and told me to stream her!

Fred: Maya, what do we have to drink?
Maya: we have some champagne. Do you want to stream me?
Fred: Sure, it's been a while since we tried streaming.

by sevenDeathlysins August 28, 2011

screaching elephant

lift your cock and balls place on window then slide them down the window to make the elephant screach

i gave that bitch a screaching elephant while she was under the glass table.Better when done on driver side window of friends car

by soup bone February 3, 2008