Person A: Ooh, that guy over there looks hot
Person B: Sadly, he's straight
Person A: GODDAMNIT why's he so boring
Person B: Sadly, he's straight
Person A: GODDAMNIT why's he so boring
by Synonym for Psuedonym January 29, 2021
Get the Straightmug. by Hazelamber June 30, 2019
Get the Straightmug. People wo are "to straight for that" are people who tease homosexuals but when asked to do something they won't do it becouse they are to straight for that. People who usually do this are just attention whores and want everyone to wanna fuck them but yet u don't want to couse they usually have aids.
Spanki: *rubbing her nipples with nothing on but a purple thong*
Twitchasaur: u wanna go upstairs and fuck?
Spanki: sorry im to straight for that
Twitchasaur: WAT THE FUCK?! BITCH!
Twitchasaur: u wanna go upstairs and fuck?
Spanki: sorry im to straight for that
Twitchasaur: WAT THE FUCK?! BITCH!
by twitch koochanazz August 6, 2009
Get the to straight for thatmug. by No taste May 20, 2020
Get the Straightmug. A word that shuld never be used by people that have names beginning with S and M. Ie Stephen or Michelle <---- What a bunch of queers.
As the rule goes blokes that have first names that begin with S and M are seriously lacking genes required to be staight and appear to be obviously gay.
"Look at Steven what an Ass Bandit"
"Look at Steven what an Ass Bandit"
by Wax November 17, 2004
Get the Straightmug. Only the most round-house kicking, terrorist killing, freedom-loving dip there is. Made from all-natural American tobacco with a flavor that tastes like liberty.
Friend: "Got a lip of Skoal Cherry I can throw in?"
"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"
"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"
by DipShpit December 29, 2014
Get the copenhagen straightmug. 