Stonk the Minecraft

To fire artillery on a naval mine ship

Commander, we need to stonk the minecraft!

by bigtony762 February 3, 2023

Stonk

Stonk meme - to talk stonkish. E.g inglish, kemist, konspiricy tearist, spanesh, hac, bertday.

If someone has a birthday they would pronounce it "bertday" in a stupid voice. The voice has is stonkish

by Manstonk November 14, 2020

Stonk

Stocks that have no fundamental value (mostly bankrupt companies), but people buy them and the price skyrockets for no good reason at all. And when they plummet, novice investors wonder why.

Robinhood investors really love their stonks!

by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020

Stonks

Stonks=gud cash money

I hav gud stonks in dogecoin.

by Galantisof312 October 5, 2021

stonk on

A hard on or stiffy.

“Got a right stonk on now!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 30, 2025

Stonk

Stonk=gud money:)

I hav gud Stonk in dogecoin.

by Galantisof312 October 5, 2021

National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult stonk for absolutely no reason and show no mercy at all.
Even if he is at rock bottom, insult him to the fullest extent on July 22nd.

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "stonk smells like a skunk" - "stonk more like stink"

by coreguy July 22, 2024