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domestic selection

the process by which things are destroyed in the house if they are too weak or poorly designed. for example, if a carpet is destroyed by a vacuum cleaner or a container melts in the microwave. this weeds out the sick and weak household items that do not deserve to survive, allowing the better-constructed items to thrive.
the plate that melted in the dishwasher is just another victim of domestic selection, as it apparently did not deserve to survive.
by chuckybubbles April 25, 2010
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natural selection

seriously, the rainbow is gods promise not to drown us all. Isn't that nice of him?
by drew December 24, 2003
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sele

sele is an athletic dude that makes everyone happy. he can be there for everyone under any circumstance. he’s the funniest coolest dude. he’s not the best looking but he has the purest heart out there
oh you know sele?
yeah he’s the greatest i love sele
by BotoSlangah808 March 24, 2018
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selenophobia

Selenophobia is the fear of the moon. The symptoms can be extreme anxiety, dread and anything associated with panic such as shortness of breath, rapid breathing, irregular heartbeat, sweating, excessive sweating, nausea, dry mouth, nausea, inability to articulate words or sentences, dry mouth and shaking.
Boyfriend : Hey gurrl, there's a full moon, let's go watch it together <3
Girlfriend : No way dude, i have Selenophobia.
by Herposaurus3000 June 18, 2014
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Natural Selection

Natural selection occurs when having to select candidates from a plethora of curriculum vitae.

The cv's are discarded except 1. The rationale is; for this vacancy, we need a candidate who is lucky.
- There's the new guy we hired via the natural selection recruitment program.
- But he's worthless..
- I guess he just was lucky.
by aartjan April 2, 2011
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selectively permeable membrane

A hot girl's vagina.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
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SELENKY

"selenky wheel" dj rewind that track!
by DANNY DREAD February 25, 2008
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