squotes

when you squat at someones funeral

come squotes with me at my nans funeral.

by benjerrypurpleminion December 6, 2023

squotes

when you do squats at someones funeral

come with me to squotes.

by benjerrypurpleminion December 6, 2023

Squoze

Squoze (verb, past tense of “squeeze” in a parallel universe)
1. The act of squeezing something so hard that grammar itself gave up.
• “I squoze the ketchup and it painted the ceiling.”
2. What happens when hugs go from “aww” to “I can’t feel my ribs.”
3. Linguistically, the cousin of “yeeted” and “brung”—bold, unapproved, and proud.

Usage:
“I squoze the toothpaste so hard, I summoned minty regret.”

by AbsurdWalrus May 1, 2025