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spitting on squash 

1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
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I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger

A burger that comes with summer squash
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger, you should try it!"

DJ Squash Kid 

A young techno artist who specializes in progressive trance anthems and electro-pop-rock. myspace.com/djsquashkid
dude that music sounds like dj squash kid!
DJ Squash Kid by DJ Squash Kid December 9, 2008

hubbard squash 

did you see Miss Johnson?
She was raking her lawn and i saw a little bit a hubbard squash.

Tough Squash 

Too bad-when something really bad happens, say this to tell them to bad suck it up, but in a comical form. Used by Josh Nicols in Drake and Josh.
Average Guy: Dude, i heard your dog died, and you were disowned.

Tough Squashed man: Yes.

Average Guy: Tough Squash
Tough Squash by Hhkgfl May 12, 2010

butternut squash

Reverse cowgirl with a twist.
A butternut squash is a sex position in which a cowgirl does a reverse cowgirl and sticks her head between her legs and butters the squash.

Butternut Squash

An insulting word for unimaginable assholes who you want to talk about behind their back.
Stacey: OMG she's such a butternut squash she looks mank.
Butternut Squash by Sacklike May 26, 2018