Captain chair splitting

While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.

Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.

by Purple nurble February 8, 2022

Sploinge

The sound a wet sponge makes when it bounces

"Darn, I dropped my sponge!"
"I know, I heard the sploinge from over here!"

by Anubis March 31, 2003

sploobing

The act of smoking weed, usally in blunt form

what are u doin right now
sploobing

by jalza June 11, 2006

sploing

When you cant think of a word to describe something, or you can use this word as a substitute for another word

"I'm feeling a bit sploing today"

"Oh for sploing sake"

"that man/woman is sploing worthy"

by Joel Mangsa June 27, 2008

'Splaining

The direct Mexican translation of explaining as used by the President for Life of Mexico Ricky Ricardo, married to Lucy... who everyone apparently loves.

After Ricky walks in on some of Lucy's antics/shenanigans...

Lucy: OH RICKY, YOU'RE HOME!

Ricky: Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do!

by Michael Steamley May 23, 2008

Splorging

When two people are talking with the intention of eventually becoming exclusive, but everyone knows that they like eachother so they it's kind of annoying that they're not dating yet.

Ally: "Are you and John dating yet?"
Liz: "No, we're just talking"
Ally: "That's a lie. You guys are splorging."

by Madamahominashontie February 12, 2009

splitting up

The action almost always taken by those who find themselves in horrific situations involving psycos, aliens, etc.

preppy guy - "Lets try splitting up so we can cover more ground."
Scooby - "Reah, rets rind rhe ritchen!"

by ripper44872 June 1, 2006