Speedy Slicker

You do a couple huge lines of crystal and as your sineses start to run then
start eating pussy or ass, letting the crystal infused snot and saliva flow into the aforementioned hole.

n. I gave her a speedy slicker before we fucked.
v. I speedy slickered her until she came

by dani2nite December 28, 2022

Speedy McGee

Speedy McGee - Ricky Lacy

Don’t be a Ricky Lacy and run through things.
Don’t be a speedy McGee and rush through things

by Vera rose December 19, 2023

Speedy Gonzales

While the term Speedy Gonzales has roots in the Mexican community that may be of questionable benefit to them culturally, and is well-known north of the border as a mouse of extraordinary prowess in making Sylvester the cat look foolish, he was also the subject of a 1962 song by Pat Boone, where he is a playboy leaving his family in the lurch, and a rarer song by The Wurzels, where he is located in Somerset, UK, with the same problem, but "anglicized".

Speedy Gonzales as a British bad boy ends up having to get British groceries instead of Mexican ones, gets green stamps with his scrumpy (hard cider), etc. It is quite a giggle, as are most of The Wurzels songs.

by Geekausaurus September 15, 2013

Speedy shits

Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.

Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."

by GewahltEin July 11, 2014

speedy knuckle

A fast knuckle. A knuckle that goes exceptionally fast.

My speedy knuckle goes faster than the rest of my knuckles

by Speedy Knuckler August 29, 2017

Speedy tiffany

A sexual act defined as being aggressive, but quick. i.e. two pumps or less

Miah gave Paige a speedy tiffany last night.

by Casey Meadowlake September 24, 2016

speedy

when you get high by smoking weed near (or preferably) behind a speedway gas station

“wanna get speedy?”

by gigglepoop August 3, 2025