diamond sort

Down to earth and extremely attractive woman, An awesome, smart, random, crazy, sexy fun loving girl. She can make you laugh all the time and can pull off any outfit any day. She's the sweetest and nicest person you'll ever meet.
Did you see Kristy, that woman is a Diamond Sort”
by D.Guvnor January 4, 2024
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The Sort

A socioeconomic phenomenon where highly intelligent and educated individuals are increasingly funneled into high-paying jobs, while those with less education or intelligence are "sorted" into lower-paying roles. This process amplifies class divides and concentrates wealth and opportunity among a cognitive and academic elite.

The term is often used on Tech Twitter/TPOT/the Tech Right.

Also called "the Great Sort", or "the Great Sorting"
I know the Sort happened but its nice to imagine a world where lots of manual laborers have 115+ IQs
by truckpong July 31, 2025
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YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!
Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
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Sorted

A way of letting people know that you have completed a task, or a way of giving thanks to someone for completing a task.
Tom: “Grace I’ll send you the homework if you turn your AirDrop on”

Grace: “I’ve turned it on”

Tom: “Sorted!”
by Tom.123 October 10, 2018
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Sort This Out

This is what a friend says when he wants to fix his group back together. Though since 90% of the world is dumb, his friends might say ok...? after it not knowing how much that makes the guy want to come over there and punch him in the balls
“I’m gonna sort this situation out , it might take a few days, though.”

“Huh? What does sort this out mean”
“It means I’m going to fix everything.”
by Master of Lore May 4, 2020
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sorted or thwarted

successfully completing a task or not
How'd it go at the benefits office? Sorted or thwarted?
by sorted or thwarted October 21, 2018
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Sort

To sell weed or other drugs
Yo bro you sorting?

Yh what u need
by Soursiddz December 31, 2023
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