Mike Snyder

Hottest man alive

Girl:Hey “Who’s that guy Mike snyder?”
Response:“Only the hottest man alive”

by Bribrilovesyousomuch October 9, 2022

simps and sluts for snyder

Simps and Sluts for Snyder is a group of 3 girls that have no filter and like to have fun. They don’t care what people think and they can pull any guy they want.

WOW! Simps and Sluts for Snyder are so cool! I wish I was in their group!

by kittygrace December 29, 2021

snyder

Snyder is a man who acts and pretends they are a woman.

Snyder is a man, not a woman

by jeff danny February 8, 2022

Snyder

The act of screenshotting the boy's group chat.

Bro I could not believe that Ryan Snydered the group chat yesterday and sent it to the girl i like!

by LorZiggity January 15, 2021

Snyder time

Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.

“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”

by sheamusvonirish April 18, 2021

Snydered

When you borrow ur car out n they don't bring it back for hours or days....

Her: I borrowed him my car and he hasn't been back yet it's been a day.....
Him: Hykes you got snydered...

by deejaydizzle August 20, 2024

Snyder bro(s)

(noun) A term for a person or group of people who will excessively defend director Zack Snyder and his work by any means necessary; they're always arrogant towards any criticism inflicted upon them—essentially a cult.

Person 1: Bro, the new Superman movie directed by James Gunn released, and there's gonna be a Snyder bro(s) who'll rip the movie to shreds because It's not by Zack Snyder or featuring Henry Cavill on Twitter.
Person 2: Funny that those Snyder bros are shitting on it—James Gunn and Zack Snyder are actually friends.

by Fatamarse July 18, 2025