Sleeping in the Closet

After a drunken night of boozing and fist pumping, a man or transvestite asks if you're interested in some free sex. In a drunken haze, you might not understand, and let it happen.

Did you hear? We caught him sleeping in the closet, butt-naked, with his thumb in his mouth!

by corncorncorncornorncorn January 24, 2011

Sleeping Together

Having a spiritual union of sleeping through the class together in a collective way.

The classroom was sleeping together at the 19th Century Poetry class.

by INDEKILLA April 11, 2018

olde time sledding

The struggle to reach the top of the hill before your beverage freezes; ultimately, a metaphor for the human condition.

Eddie got thrown in the ditch by saxophone player from Regina, therefore his beverage had time to pass that quick stage between "slushy" and "frozen". That's olde time sledding for you!

by saxophone player from Regina March 2, 2010

Sleeping

1.) The Second best thing to do in bed alone.
2.) Maybe the First best thing to do if there was somebody else doing it with you

1.) Yea...Sleeping was fun
2.) OH YEA...Sleeping with Carly tonight

by Thad Badassle July 5, 2011

sleeping

a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus

i was sleeping when i heard a large crash

by jess543 November 1, 2005

sleeping together

When two people are engaging in sexual intercourse

Jessica: So, are you sleeping together?
Angela: Yeah... But keep it quiet, I don't want everyone to know that I'm having sex with Jack

by thegirlintheflowertattoo July 26, 2012

awaken a sleeping giant

(v.) to prompt a powerful force of unknown destuctive capabilities into action.

Hitler awakened a sleeping giant by declaring war on the USSR.


Japan awakened a sleeping giant by bombing Pearl Harbor.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004