A bag of smashed assholes

The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.

That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.

by Geekdragon February 13, 2008

slasher

A category of the horror movie genre that is defined by its common characteristic of having a minor plot and focusing on the killing and gore in the movie.

Typically it has been portrayed as one maniac killing a group of helpless teenagers, but in recent movies, it has started to be redefined such as in Freddy vs. Jason where the maniacs try to kill each other or as the re-release of Dawn of the Dead were there are many enemies, but the backbone of the movie is in its graphic scenes between the zombies and the surviving humans.

by The Definator June 25, 2005

Slasher

Some Guy that is 38 years of age and coverages eSports and Quake 4 like a robot on such sites like ESR and Gotfrag.

Slasher is basically what would happen if you made a robot listen to hard rock death metal or w/e and told him to report on eSports.

by WhoKnows22 August 2, 2006

Sloshed

A terms for being very under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

I was 'sloshed' that night at Bennys.

by FontE November 5, 2003

Smashed her gash

to smash a girls gash is to hurt her vagina during sexual intercourse by being to rough/voilentl.

"man i fucked her so hard, i smashed her gash"

by ooooox3 February 25, 2009

hulk smashed

When one drinks alcoholic beverages in such large quantity one can hardly control what one does and doesn't remember, or only remembers pieces the next day.

Matt, "You wanna fight?!"
Dillon. "Dude, how hulk smashed are you?"

by That is Personal June 16, 2008

Butt-Smashed

Taking it in the butt hard.

I butt-smashed my girlfriend last night. She was walking funny for hours.

by PrinceLestat October 20, 2009