Shrimp

A small aquatic animal commonly known to significantly reduce penis size when eaten in medium to large quantities

I wouldnt eat that, everyone knows that shrimp makes your dick smaller

by Jake Weirs April 18, 2019

shrimping

To insert a curved finger into one's anus.

Yeah it was great I went all rawdoggin then she went shrimping on my portside.

by CatMan dlx January 30, 2018

shrimp

Wanna-b pimp.

U aint no pimp. Youz a shrimp

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

shrimping

when 2 gay men put a dead rat in a sperm filled condom and stick it up each others butthole and pull it out with their mouth.

(1)"John Seeley of the Manchester Monarchs is a mad shrimper."
(2)"Dude, Seeley and Kanko shrimped all night long."
(3)"Where's the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins?" "I dont know, probably shrimping in the locker room."

by ThillyBlake December 28, 2005

Shrimping

To insert ones testicles into a woman's anus, while erect.

Vickie's ass was sore after a long night of shrimping with John.

by The Phantom Poopers January 18, 2009

shrimp

A New Miami Term for clitoris.

"That girl a fat shrimp for ya boy"

by ASFA May 13, 2005

shrimp

A shrivelled penis resulting from a person spending all the summer sunbaking in the nude
(it can also be an insult)

my surfer boyfrend is such a shrimp

that 50-year-old man just ditched his speedos. argh, he's gonna get a shrimp.

by jackass April 17, 2004