A persons hands, used to rip up paper into tiny pieces. Especially useful when an electric shredder is not handy but there is a necessity to dispose/destroy important information.
Person 1; Hey what happened to the credit card application I filled out?
Person 2: Oh, the papers you left on the kitchen table for our roommate to see? I used the ghetto shredder to get rid of it.
Person 2: Oh, the papers you left on the kitchen table for our roommate to see? I used the ghetto shredder to get rid of it.
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When conditions and elements for a sporting activity align to become irresistible, making it incredibly necessary for one to drop every responsibility and obligation in order to recreate.
A call to party at the most varsity of levels.
A call to party at the most varsity of levels.
ShreeeedAleeeeerrrt, I will not be coming to work today.
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Drunken party=Facebook profile pictures, ShredAlert!
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3. The spreader may not be malicious, but he is a first class DICK!!!
Maybe he's not married because he found out that she's not a "spreader "
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3. The spreader may not be malicious, but he is a first class DICK!!!
Maybe he's not married because he found out that she's not a "spreader "
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Holy shit Mike, I thought I was just going to fart but it turned out to be Bladder Shmadder! Now it's going to take two days to clean my car.
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Guy 2 "He must be one of those fuckin cock spreaders"
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Guy 1 "Fuck that cock spreader"
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