Those huge fucking bastard birds. Mainly located in Cornwall(England) They perch them seleves outside out pastie shops and nic the fucker right out of your hand.
by Dr Harold Shipman October 15, 2003

by webdevelopee May 5, 2014

Another name for cheap cider involving the word white in it's name. For example White Lightning or White Ace. The real tramps drink that makes you urge when you drink it.
by Ryz April 25, 2006

by Cully April 1, 2003

Uncomfortable,extreme and erratic bowel movements normally self inflicted through over indulgence in alcohol, a bad pint or spicy foods or a mixture of all of these.
by Eck the bear February 20, 2018

when you have sneakily put your mrs work tights on for a bit of a laugh when you are at work and accidently shite in them and then just chuck them back in her drawer and hope she doesnt notice
whats that smell in the room brian
i dont know
why you lookin at me
it always smells like this
maybe its your shite tights
i dont know
why you lookin at me
it always smells like this
maybe its your shite tights
by Himindoors November 24, 2018

When you have to go to the loo where no discernable wc is available, usually performed anywhere outside ..
Fred was driving down the B6 when the tortoise started poking his head out of the shell, pulling over to the side of the road he went into the trees to have a commando shite, and when finished he wiped his arse with the leaves from the trees!!
by Horatio saint-john smythe September 1, 2009
