shitcookie

The smell in your bathroom after you're finished doing your business when you spray vanilla air freshener that mixes with your number two bodily function

Don't use vanilla air freshener in the bathroom or you are going to experience what a shitcookie smells like or who left the shitcookie bomb in the crapper?

shitcookie by Malooga December 30, 2023

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Shitcuck

An individual who expresses imaginary concerns of sexual-desire: having additional sex-organs or even wings; perhaps even being a true, complete, otherwise fantasty-like species. Claws too.

I'm such a shit-fuck shitcuck: my other balls dropped and tripped me.

Shitcuck by #gethighson March 11, 2024