Shed Bombing 

The act of one person taking a massive dump upon another's bare arse.

John : Has Ron passed out again?! He's always getting so wasted!
Smith : I suggest we shed bomb him. That'll wake the fucker up!

Newsreporter : after the recent rise in shed bombing, police are urging caution and vast suppies of toilet paper.

Shed Bombing by loversalways December 5, 2010

shed syndrome 

once a persons levels of energy become so low, that even the smallest effort becomes almost impossible, breathing no longer is a habit it becomes a chore.

even going inside to take a piss is an effort so you resort to pissing behind it, but even that is an effort so you ask to piss out of the window.

Ashley: close the door marcus

Marcus: i cannot be arsed because i have the worst case of shed syndrome.

when shed syndrome becomes that bad that you piss behind the shed

shed syndrome by gOD12345678901234 July 28, 2011

shed spin 

When you 360 and as you get back round while wanking hard you let your load go on ya bird

Susan loves a shed spin

shed spin by SchlongHead123 September 7, 2016

Shed-Faced 

A term used to symbolize the execution of getting shit-faced drunk in a Shed.

Let's get Shed-Faced tonight.

Shed-Faced by Devotron 8400 June 25, 2017

Shed bunny 

Someone you fuck but don't allow anyone to know about because you're embarrassed by it.

Dude1: "hey Mark I saw you with your shed bunny the other day"
Dude2: "oh god... no... I can explain"

Shed bunny by Chippingmonks May 29, 2018

Shed it 

To relinquish or releive yourself of something.

A Barman wearing an unsightly hoodie was told by clients to ‘shed it’

Shed it by Stephen Markland August 18, 2018

shed bois 

a bunch of retards who hang around a shed named sheryl they make shitty jokes and rape each other in the corner

is that the shed bois?

yeah. just leave them be

shed bois by aboiofashed June 4, 2019