Schrodinger's Cock

When you don't know for certain if that person has a penis or not until you see the person naked.
Guy 1: Wow look at her, I'd like to go with her to bed!
Guy 2: Watch out man, remember: Schrodinger's Cock.
Guy 1: Oh, right.
by Klunsgod April 17, 2017
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schrodinger's blogger

Schrodinger's Blogger is a term used to describe self-styled journalists who uphold little/no standards of journalistic rigour or integrity, only to declare themselves bloggers upon being challenged on their lack of professionalism.
Commenter - "With even the most basic fact-checking, you can dismiss 90% of this article. Shoddy journalism."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."
by Ste V B May 01, 2015
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Schrodinger's cheater

a person that either have 2 or more dates or is single, and it's impossible to tell unless they met
did you heard that mike was doing out with 2 girls on the same dorm? he's such a Schrodinger's cheater
by KateHanami April 23, 2022
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Schrodinger's Honkey

When asians are only POCs when it benefits other POCs.
News: "2 asians were attacked by a white nationalist earlier today, coming only a week after last weeks incident when a stranger attacked an asian woman on the streets."

Bob: "Hey how come they told us what color skin the attacker was today but not last week?"

Kim: "Schrodinger's Honkey man."
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Schrodinger’s Chat

A Schrodingers a Chat is when a chat is sorta dead but not dead enough to spam dead chat.
Bruh my discord server is a Schrodinger’s Chat.
by sswysh October 14, 2020
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Schrodinger's Penis

The state in which the male penis is both erect and soft at the same time. Where the penis is too soft to be useful in any sexual activities, but too hard to be comfortable. This can be achieved through excessive masturbation in a short duration of time, among many other ways.
"Babe come down on me, I'm horny."

"I can't, I have Schrodinger's Penis."
by AbnormallyLargeSwine November 11, 2020
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Schrodinger’s hole

The situation at a mixed gendered glory hole where the recipient of the blow job can be considered simultaneously to be engaged in both a heterosexual and homosexual act.
Got sucked off at a Schrodinger’s hole last night. No idea who by.
by CMan101 October 26, 2022
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