Guy 1: Wow look at her, I'd like to go with her to bed!
Guy 2: Watch out man, remember: Schrodinger's Cock.
Guy 1: Oh, right.
Guy 2: Watch out man, remember: Schrodinger's Cock.
Guy 1: Oh, right.
by Klunsgod April 17, 2017
Schrodinger's Blogger is a term used to describe self-styled journalists who uphold little/no standards of journalistic rigour or integrity, only to declare themselves bloggers upon being challenged on their lack of professionalism.
Commenter - "With even the most basic fact-checking, you can dismiss 90% of this article. Shoddy journalism."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."
by Ste V B May 01, 2015
did you heard that mike was doing out with 2 girls on the same dorm? he's such a Schrodinger's cheater
by KateHanami April 23, 2022
News: "2 asians were attacked by a white nationalist earlier today, coming only a week after last weeks incident when a stranger attacked an asian woman on the streets."
Bob: "Hey how come they told us what color skin the attacker was today but not last week?"
Kim: "Schrodinger's Honkey man."
Bob: "Hey how come they told us what color skin the attacker was today but not last week?"
Kim: "Schrodinger's Honkey man."
by GenderDysphoriaIsAnIllness May 05, 2021
Bruh my discord server is a Schrodinger’s Chat.
by sswysh October 14, 2020
The state in which the male penis is both erect and soft at the same time. Where the penis is too soft to be useful in any sexual activities, but too hard to be comfortable. This can be achieved through excessive masturbation in a short duration of time, among many other ways.
by AbnormallyLargeSwine November 11, 2020
The situation at a mixed gendered glory hole where the recipient of the blow job can be considered simultaneously to be engaged in both a heterosexual and homosexual act.
by CMan101 October 26, 2022