schmeeken

It means what ever the fuck evan meant it to mean. Origin: from evan didnt i just say that dumb ho

schmeek SCHMEEK schmeeken my nigga.

by mr. wiggles December 15, 2004

Schmeep

Slang for vape, or any varaiation of the word (Schmank, Schmeck, Schmeeg).

Nick was ripping the Schmeep earlier, now he's buzzed like a toad.

by LimpRamenNoodle April 24, 2018

schmegegel

See "dick," "cock." The penis.

My schmegegel is livin' large.

by Jason Spencer April 22, 2003

Schmeegled

To get really intoxicated and harrass everyone in your path, wake up the next morning with a bad feeling of anixety and being apologetic.

Man you were Schmeegled last night man, you came over and told my mom to fuck off, then slammed 4 more beers and spit in lapo's (family dog) face man, then left.

by murdevil November 28, 2004

schmerg

The word you say to someone when you don't want to say "I really like you a lot... really i do," because that's just awkward and uncomfortable and you do like them more than just liking them, but its too early in the relationship to say "love." So this communicates the feeling without the awkward sentence.

"These last three months have been really wonderful I just want to say that I schmerg you..."

"I love you too!"

"No no, I'm not at that point yet... I schmerg you."

by Copaedalmikacr January 11, 2009

schmeet

used when talking about masturbating. beat, choke, flog or use as a bludgeon.

"what are you doing tonight?"
possible responses
"I don't know, I am probably just going to schmeet off and go to bed"
"schmeet my dick"
"schmeet it"

by Cheeve April 29, 2009

schmee schmoo

a word used to answer questions when you dont know the answer. this word can also be used in place of any word in the engish language

(while getting arrested)
officer- you do not have to say anything, if you do...........may be used as evidence....

user- schmee schmoo

by hadriantracygavin April 16, 2011