Scarpnut

Bloody residue left over after beating off with an abrasive material

Goddamn Scarpnut left me with no skin on my dick

by Aaron November 6, 2004

scarpel

idiot, someone who makes silly mistakes often.

your such a scarpel

by juyaxxx._. February 10, 2019

Scarpelli

An orange guy who thinks he is the funniest person that walks earth.

Lay off the tanning and stupid jokes Scarpelli.

by Nmons June 28, 2023

scarpelli

A total douche bag

You’re turning into a total Scarpelli

by Nmons June 28, 2023

scapenig

The coolest fucking group of people you will ever meet. Usually an offensive group. Most play RuneScape. Can be a female or male.

Man I just met the most bad-ass person ever. She was a true scapenig!

by Scapenig December 26, 2018

Scapegatling

Revolving door-rapid turnover of employees in a Corporate atmosphere, exhibiting utmost incompetence in the capacities of the CEO- Turtle Post by giving the boot instead of accepting his/ her fumbles. Allegory to a fusilade of rapid mortar firee.g Gatling gun behavior.

The CEO was so incompetent that her internal remedial demeanor was constant Scapegatling on the best personnel she had.

by Quixote February 8, 2019

Scalpoween

When one is attacked and scalped on Halloween! A pun on Halloween.

Joe: I stopped at the motel on Halloween, and the bald proprietor burst in and scalped me!
Russ: Aw man, sounds like a Scalpoween!

by LonePooper December 16, 2019