Sawyer's Law

When somebody believes that any beer within their proximity is rightfully theirs.

"After nick had a couple of drinks last night he turned into a beer monster, drinking any beer he could get his hands on. His always following Sawyer's Law!"

by Da Filth March 13, 2009

Diane Sawyer

Rickyism for "Tom Sawyer", a popular song from the band Rush.

Ricky: "Aye, play 'I Like To Rock'."

Alex Lifeson: "That's April Wine."

Ricky: "Well, play that Diane Sawyer song, or fuckin' play somethin'."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

Oliver Sawyer

Little rat who misses football training to play FIFA. Also very attractive sister.

Oliver Sawyer is a rat

by James&Dibs October 12, 2021

Thomas Sawyer

when in an uncertain bathroom that is ridden disease you strategically layer toliet paper afloat so in which to provide a splashless decreation of fecal matter

damn. Wow were blacked out last night and ate too much taco bell. My asshole is burnt and frothy and walked like howard the duck because my thomas sawyer session was so righteous!

by harry feltabush February 8, 2010

sawyer kamel

OBVIOUSLY he is a camel it says in his name also sucks at video games and is a pay to play in everything

camel a stupid animal
pay to play someone who spends a ton of money and sucks at a game
sawyer kamel a human

person 1: did you see sawyer
person 2: ya hes so rich and a pay to play

by Sawyer kamel April 15, 2019

Sawyer joke

Awful, cringe jokes often fold by a person named Sawyer. Sometimes utilizing stretches in logic to produce the "funny"

Essential a variant of the "uncle" or "dad" joke

"Hey, why did Jesus get all the bitches?"
"Uh, I dunno"
"Cuz, he is Rizzen"
"Dude that's such a fucking Sawyer joke"

by SandyCheekzz99 April 19, 2023

Tom Sawyer

In the South along the Mississippi River, a Tom Sawyer is a lynched black man hanging from a tree whose roots are in the river--making the tree seemingly grow from the riverbed.

Mark Twain should change his name because he ain't that deep. The real Tom Sawyer was in need of a lawyer before he took the dead man's leap.

by Mamma Murder May 15, 2010