Springer

A small town in Southern Oklahoma where the water is full of animal and/or human feces, which makes it undrinkable. But when you do drink it, your teenage daughter will become pregnant. The trees in Springer don't release oxygen, they actually release meth. Every one in Springer loves meth! Springer is a great place to live as long as you want to waste your life away and never take responsibility for your actions or children. Heck, the toddlers on meth too. Even the animals. Everything is made out of meth in Springer. It's as gold mine for tweakers.

Joe: Hey, man. What's your favorite way to do meth and get your daughter pregnant at the same time?

Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.

by Ad1211mitch December 19, 2017

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Shinger

When you screw over someone so bad you just have to make a random word to compensate for it , random word some friends and I use - xaaron350x

"Don't you shinger me!" "Dude you shingered me!" "I have been shingered!"

by xaaron350x June 13, 2018

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Springer/Sprung

Slang for an erection.

See "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-lot.

Example of Springer/sprung

Uh-oh. Bobby's got a springer.

When a girl walks up with an Itty bitty waist and a big butt in your face you get sprung.

by Thisstuffislewd September 27, 2020

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Springer Syndrome

Springer Syndrome is the addiction to dysfunctional television such as Housewives, Jerry Springer and Maury to feel better about themselves and their own lives.

Mom: “OH MY GOSH! I’ve been watching reality Tv all day!”
Me: “Sounds like you have a case of Springer Syndrome”

by Rayne Storm November 28, 2020

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