right-handed knuckle chopper

The fastest masturbation technique on the planet.

God damn. I knuckle chopped my cock so bad, it hurts.

You have no time to masturbate? Go for the right-handed knuckle chopper. It's fast and good!

by Dutz April 5, 2013

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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

a line used by the NPC guards in TES IV: Oblivion. Oblivion's NPC guards are in perpetual telepathic communication with each other, and every guard in the land is immediately aware and on alert for the player if even a single guard spots him doing something illegal. On top of this, they will often go to bizarre lengths to track down the criminal player, spontaneously appearing in odd places such as locked basements and cast all sorts of spells in order to dispense justice.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

by John Henry II November 15, 2010

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Price-is-Right

A douchebag tactic where an individual has an original idea, thought, etc. and then another individual takes that idea and adds something very marginal to it, and gets the glory for said idea as in the Price is Right gameshow where a bidder adds only $1 to another person's bid to win the right to go onstage.

My widget idea in the meeting was brilliant and Jim Bob price-is-righted me by saying the color should be red and the boss loved him for it.

by badlieut April 16, 2009

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righty tighty lefty loosy

Refers to threads on a screw, nut, bolt, etc. To tighten, you turn to the right (clockwise). To loosen, you turn toward the left (counter clockwise). A few exceptions exist, notably old propane cylinders and some pipe fittings.

"How do I get this screw out?"
"Righty tighty lefty loosy!"

by Okie Dokie December 10, 2005

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