Rocky Mountain Log Jam

When your partner has to take a shit so you butt fuck them and they have to try and push your dick out with their turd

Me and the wife did a Rocky Mountain Log Jam last night. It was so hot!

by Fatdrunknstupid July 20, 2025

Rocky Mountain High School

A school that used to have a fantastic art program but is now a sad dumpster fire full of meth addicts and wannabe jocks.

“Do you remember Rocky Mountain High School?”
“No!”

Or

“Your mom must have went to Rocky Mountain High School!”

by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025

Rocky Mountain Sunrise

A rocky mountain is a are and solid shit, sometimes containing peanuts found an a sleeping victims chest. The "sunrise" is often added to the end of the phrase when the victims mountains are also urinated on.

Not to be confused with a Snowy Rocky Mountain, which is a shit with powdered sugar or semen on it.

Dude, Darryl gave us all a Rocky Mountain Sunrise. What a sick bastard.

by SouthParkSkiInstructor August 21, 2012

Rocky Mountain Snot Box

When you farmer your nose into her lady parts for lube

There was no KY jelly available but Rocky Mountain snot box and we were good to go.

by Mbop January 14, 2022

Rocky Mountain express

A Willy Wonka Special that is performed west of the Rocky Mountains

Good lord, Will gave me a Rocky Mountain Express and it was NOT my cup of tea

by DillyDerk June 17, 2021

Rocky Mountain Massacre

A group of varsity football players in 2020 from Rocky Mountain high school, in Fort Collins Colorado all tag teamed a trans band kid in the fossil locker rooms.

Yo did you hear about the Rocky Mountain Massacre!

by Masterdisaster February 17, 2023

rocky mountain trucker

When you shit in a condom, then put it in the freezer until frozen, then use it as a dildo.

Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place

by Rmt223 July 12, 2017