When the pressure in your asshole reaches critical levels that no man can contain, an explosive bowel movement of gargantuan proportions jetisons all material underneath "the rocket", displacing the water in the bowl, creating a geyser of fecal matter. Best used when toilet is clogged.
The appropriate warning for such a manuvuer is to yell "Fire in the Hole!" as loud as possible to save anyone in a 50 foot radius.
The appropriate warning for such a manuvuer is to yell "Fire in the Hole!" as loud as possible to save anyone in a 50 foot radius.
Anthony: "Hey our toilet is clogged."
Alex Clark: "That's okay, I have a Rocket Plunger building up."
....
Alex Clark: "Fire in the hole!"
BOOM.
Anthony dies.
Alex Clark: "That's okay, I have a Rocket Plunger building up."
....
Alex Clark: "Fire in the hole!"
BOOM.
Anthony dies.
by Alex "The Rocket" Clark November 28, 2011
Get the Rocket Plunger mug.An MRE rocket is produced by placing the heating unit of an MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) in an empty cola bottle, adding a cup of water and closing the lid.
It is then either:
A. Placed at a safe distance
B. Pointed at someone unfortunate enough to be sleeping through military shenanigans
The result is the expanding of the gas within the plastic bottle, and the eventual explosion or liftoff of said bottle.
NOTE: Be prepared to run like hell if your previously sleeping victim is larger than you.
It is then either:
A. Placed at a safe distance
B. Pointed at someone unfortunate enough to be sleeping through military shenanigans
The result is the expanding of the gas within the plastic bottle, and the eventual explosion or liftoff of said bottle.
NOTE: Be prepared to run like hell if your previously sleeping victim is larger than you.
by TexanMarine August 10, 2006
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Get the garden rocket mug.To be ruined or vandalized, specifically referring to technology. Originating from computer nerd/hacker culture, the phrase literally describes a box (computer) that has been rocked.
I box rocked my precious ~/ partition when I attempted an in place upgrade from ext4 to btrfs.
John got shit-canned after his company's server got box rocked by some script kiddie.
John got shit-canned after his company's server got box rocked by some script kiddie.
by NEETphreak March 29, 2013
Get the Box Rocked mug.A person that is to fat to get off the toilet and must rock back and forth to get up sometimes resulting in a broken toilet.
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A classic move performed by pornstar and legend, Rex Erection
Is usually shouted as performing it
A classic move performed by pornstar and legend, Rex Erection
Is usually shouted as performing it
by ItsEctoplasm May 1, 2016
Get the rex rocket mug.When you have a tampon in and you’re doing an activity that requires intense physical exertion of the body, specifically from the abdomen and/or legs, that makes it feel like your tampon is going to shoot out like a rocket.
Dude I can’t go to the gym today, I’m gonna totally blow out a tamp rocket.
“Bro, Stacy blew out a colossal tamp rocket during her swim meet last night.”
“What was she doing?”
“The breaststroke.”
“Damn.”
“Bro, Stacy blew out a colossal tamp rocket during her swim meet last night.”
“What was she doing?”
“The breaststroke.”
“Damn.”
by BIGCHUNGUS42069 January 17, 2019
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