Parent #1: My little boy is doing very well in school, A' plus in every class!"
Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."
Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."
Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"
Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."
Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."
Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar January 14, 2021
when you came home late last night i could not resist dragging you near and claiming some of that attention. it had been too long, the last time you licked my gaping seedless mango. you knew i had done without, you knew i had fasted and missed a couple of harvests. and you knew i would offer plenty in return. you knew.
so when it was my turn consecrating your soil, you understood the nature, the nurture of our exchange, that there was no guilt no shame in sucking whats ripe. that our well being was connected with the fire that warms, the water that clenches, the air that refreshes, the earth that steadies.
you knew i longed for our warm wet bodies to sprout.
you knew i longed for our warm wet bodies to sprout.
by Krkič June 08, 2020
by hello der August 15, 2020
Smelling like dog shit left out on a hot summer day. Someone who smells ripe probably hasn’t bathed in a week and has the BO that could kill your grandmother.
by VaItieI January 19, 2021
by lvllvan June 26, 2016
by shepooped May 18, 2022
Super cool gang shit. Something so extraordinary, it makes you go speechless.
Something absolutely earth-shattering!
Something absolutely earth-shattering!
by Dhama_ka August 03, 2022