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Reuben

A sexy beast with a large, trimmed delicious cock. This person has all the ladies and is the sexiest man in town. He regulary fucks a minimum of 3 pussies a night, sometimes going as far as 7. He has a scent, thats so distinct, pussies squirt simultanously as soon as they're hit by it. Overall, a 13/10 for looks, personality, and penis size.
Hey Dave! That bloke there is a Reuben! Look at his gigantic penis!
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Reuben

Ur such a reuben
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Reuben Stepanovski

Reuben Stepanovski is a dude who really loves the gym and is hashtag team Edward.
He does not associate himself with the sandwich but he eats alot of them

He plays hella minecraft and will fish for u if ur iPad gets too sweaty
He likes to go to the airport and watch planes
And he yearns for a phone
He does not associate himself with the pig from minecraft story mode
Person 1: hey Reuben Stepanovski do u want a Reuben sandwich?!
Reuben: no bro wat is wrong with u
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Reuben

When you accidentally do a SOT run on your own kingdom in Utopia.
My king ordered a SOT run on his own kingdom. Luckily I corrected him otherwise he would have been a Reuben.
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reuben beasley

A young man that like men, normally ones with black hair and look depressed
Wow, i think that guy is a reuben beasley
by Meaning-unpolular May 4, 2018
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Reuben

Reuben is such a Reuben
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Gal Reubens

A common name among the jewish people of India, usually used to name a god, or Satan him self, Zeus described him once as "the most evilest of penises, only to be used once, maybe twice, but not trice".
Gal Reubens is Hades' brother and and Posidan's father
by Itay Kofman Ben Zona March 15, 2022
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