Reason That To Yourself

An expression used to tell someone to keep their inappropriate, logically reasoned thoughts to themselves.

Mr. Smith: "Honey my poop is green today. I think the reason is because I ate a bowl of peas with last night's dinner."

Mrs. Smith: "Ew, reason that to yourself dear."

or

Ms. Princess: "I think the reason why Tommy couldn't get a boner last night is because I'm so incredibly good looking that it made him nervous."

Friend: "Psh, reason that to yourself (bitch)."

by DeWyzzle May 20, 2010

The reason for living

Jack Avery. He is so sexy and gives everyone life!!!

Jack Avery is the reason for living

by OfficialDictionaryOfWordsAndPh June 25, 2018

Logical Reasoning

Something to use in a argument that guarantees you win

Tiffiny: A Burger can't be rolled.

Tom: Yes it can, I used Urban Dictionary as my logical reasoning. I win this argument

Tiffany: You win

by Imtiredofthisclass January 2, 2020

tha reason

Derived from chicago, meaning you are the shit, you are what's up and what's happening.
Or used when greeting some one to see what's up wit you.

That nigga got paper, he tha reason right there!
What's tha reason my nigga?

by CHITOWN'S FINEST October 24, 2004

pure reason

The method of drawing conclusions based solely on self evident facts, the implications of self evident facts or thought experiments.

Communism is inherently flawed and I can prove it with pure reason.

by Curious Moose199 May 21, 2017

dire reasons

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

by chrism July 4, 2004

snake reason

Having a secret reason for knowing, doing, or wanting something.

Person 1: Scott has a snake reason for learning the figure 8.
Person 2: That sneaky snake! Arg!

by The Snakester June 16, 2010