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puntang fender blender 

puntang fender blender... stik ur wang up a gals pussy swirl it round a bit stik it up her ass punch her in back of head whip out quickly (pink sock) and stick remains in blender and use for lube
this slut pissed me off so i decided too puntang fender blender her... she cried and i now have a damn criminal record
A delicious concoction of vodka and Tang. Not to be confused with poontang.
Bartender, mix me up a puntang.
Puntang by Sapfel September 8, 2010

Punta Gorda 

1: A city in Florida full of rich people (in Punta Gorda Isles), criminals (on Cooper street), whiners (city wide), and 30 mph speed limits (city wide). There aren't any stores in the city limits because the city counsel doesn't allow it. The hosptial offers good care on the first floor but sucks balls upstairs. The high school is a piece of crap known as Charlotte High School and can't move on after losing their "historic school" that was destroyed in Hurricane Charley and has the worst academic record in all of Charlotte County. Any teenager with brains gets his/her parents to sign the paper so they can attend cross river rival Port Charlotte High School in Murdock, Florida to get away from the weirdos at CHS.

2: Fat Point in Spainish
1: I live in Punta Gorda.
2: Punta Gorda, Florida is a punta gorda.

Puketastrophe 

When a baby vomits after a bottle, the entire bottle, with the force of the exorcist behind it, covering the baby, the caregiver, and the room in baby puke.
Sorry I'm late for work, I was on my way out the door and the baby had a puketastrophe.
Puketastrophe by Babymama0915 June 23, 2011

Puneabble 

Someone that annoys you so much you want to shoot them with a harpoon.
OMG Jonathan is so puneabble! I can’t take it no more, wished I’ve brought my harpoon to class .
Puneabble by Copidnointin June 16, 2020

puntanging 

The act of puring tang on the vagina and licking it out
Foreplay is best started with a little puntanging
puntanging by Diggingforflames February 9, 2021