Programmer

A programmer is a person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumerable punching, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures taken from inconclusive documents and carried out on instruments of problematical accuracy by persons of dubious reliability and questionable mentality for the avowed purpose of annoying and confounding a hopelessly defenseless department that was unfortunate enough to ask for the information in the first place.

Finance Director: "Hey programmer guy. When is the stock predicted to change?"

Programmer: "01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111"

by Gromitted August 20, 2011

programmer's butt

noun
a large butt as a result of sitting in front of a computer all day coding, eating, testing, eating....repeat

During my time as a developer for a software company, I developed programmer's butt and had to quit my job to become a personal trainer

by Happy Girly of course! February 18, 2010

twelve step program

Self-help group using methods and philosophy that originated with Alcoholics Anonymous involving 12 steps to sobriety or whatever

Too bad there's no twelve step program for assholes

by cornholio October 11, 2003

Programmator

"Person who procrastinates while trying to appear to be programming."

or

"Person who appears to be programming but is in fact procrastinating."

That guy is a fucking programmator!

by Programmator November 13, 2020

Programphile

1. Obsessive fascination with programs and/or applications.

2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with software.

3. A collection of related data or program records that enable a computer to perform a desired sequence of operations.

"Bill Gates is one helluva programphile."

by Programphile March 27, 2004

no banana left behind program

When you are playing donkey kong and you only have one life, you resort to getting every banana possible.

Shit were gonna have to start the no banana left behind program.

by Master_Batter April 11, 2008

Fuckback Program

The program where the chick participates in the fucking. She grinds and rides and fucks back. She rides on top, or pushes from behind.

Its nice that my girl participates in the Fuckback Program. Sometimes I get tired of doing all the work.

by NathanD April 26, 2007