POWELLED

When you lose your job because the head of the Federal Reserve, Jerome Powell raised interest rates quickly to control inflation.
If you get Powelled, it is ironic because it is Jerome Powell and the Frderal Reserve that kept interest rates at multi decade lows, which is probably why you got the job in the first place.
by GGOG November 14, 2023
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Powelled

Dying by ironic means, specifically something one made fun of.
Did you hear Lindsey got powelled? After making fun of people who exercise all the time, she had a heart attack.
by jaketheripperrr November 04, 2022
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Major Powell

To seize a creative opportunity through raw energy and impulsive action.
I pulled a Major Powell and asked the woman if I could buy the jacket off her back. She was delighted to sell it to me and I resold it at a 200% profit on Craigslist.
by The Best Judge of Everything February 10, 2011
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powell scates

A stupid cunt that is queerer than a 3 dollar bill with a dick the size nickel
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naomi powell

naomi is a word for a girl who has no butt
wow naomi powell is soo flat
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Celina Powell

Celina Powell is a model & social media influencer known for speaking openly about her hookup encounters with A list rappers on YouTube.

Also known as the “black widow,” in the A lister rap circle, Celina made headlines when she claimed to be pregnant with OffSets baby in 2018. She later admitted that she had lied about the whole thing. In 2020, Celina started her OnlyFans which she claimed to make more than 5000$ in the first month. She briefly had a podcast on No Jumper but, it was soon canceled due to controversy. On her YouTube channel she alleged that Snoop Dog had a affair on his wife with her. Notorious for getting arrested for driving without a license - she has a long history of run-ins with the law which she also speaks openly about on her YouTube channel.
Damn Celina Powell is fine bro
Be careful man she’s the black widow
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Pullin' a Powell

"Pullin' a Powell" is a slang term used to describe the act of twisting one's testicles, often resulting in testicular torsion, a medical emergency that occurs when a testicle rotates, twisting the spermatic cord that supplies blood to the scrotum.

Legend has it that the term originated from a guy named Powell, who apparently had the unfortunate luck of experiencing testicular torsion a whopping 144 times.

Now, we're not entirely sure if this story is true or just an urban legend, but one thing is for sure - the term "Pullin' a Powell" has caught on in certain circles. It's become a shorthand way to describe that excruciating moment when your testicles take a wrong turn and end up twisted like a pretzel.

Symptoms of testicular torsion usually develop suddenly and can include:

Severe pain in the scrotum
Swelling of the scrotum
Nausea and vomiting
Abdominal pain
Testicle that is higher than usual or in an abnormal position
Pain in the lower abdomen or groin
Imagine you're playing a game of basketball with your friends. You go up for a layup, but as you come down, you accidentally land on your own foot and twist your ankle. You collapse to the ground in pain, clutching your foot.

Your friend comes over to check on you. "Dude, are you okay?" he asks.

You grimace and shake your head. "No man, I think I just sprained my ankle."

"Ouch, that sucks," your friend says sympathetically. "But at least you're not Pullin' a Powell."

You give him a confused look. "Pullin' a Powell? What's that?"

"Ha, you know, when you twist your balls. Like that guy Powell who supposedly did it 144 times."

You can't help but laugh, even though you're still in pain. "Oh man, I don't think I could handle that. I'll stick to sprained ankles, thanks."

Your friend chuckles. "Yeah, probably a good call. But seriously, you should ice that ankle and elevate it. And if it doesn't get better, go see a doctor."

You nod in agreement. "Thanks man, I appreciate it."

And with that, you limp off the court, grateful that you're not Pullin' a Powell.
by Roboscruffy May 15, 2023
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