Politicians

Politicians make me sick. They think they can just sit back and pocket the tax money we work hard to earn. We give it to the government to help US in return. But does that happen? NO. You get some nut like Reagan spending Billions of dollars on a "star wars defense system." "You see, it works by beaming a laser into space, where it bounces off a satilite, destroying a nuclear warhead, or any missile." But what happens if that missile DOES contain a nuke? It doesnt just go away. No. The radiation from the blast would spread throughout the ENTIRE world carried by the wind at the altitude it would be destroyed. Good idea? No.

you, your friends, and my dick.

by etta-nay December 16, 2004

Politicians

The best liars in the world.

Boris Johnson: 3 week lockdown to flatten the curve

Another year later: Most people vaccinated, yet we are still restricted...

Lying politicians at it's best

by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021

Politician

A person skilled in the art of using many numerous multifarious words to say very little in the hope that some poor sucker or rich capitalist will be fooled into donating money to their election campaign.

Synonym: See skank, slime, crud, muck, scum
Antonym: See swimmer, runner, mountain climber, motorcyclist

Politician Mitch McConnell Ted Cruz republican Tea Party

by Cannoliamo June 23, 2013

Politician

A lying scumbag that tricks people into voting him into office and then gathers campaign funds to spend on martini and women.

"Cut it out-you're being such a politician."

by TheProtoss October 5, 2013

Politician

An amateur liar

Look at mike, he’s such a politician

by Doesgodknowallaboutme May 30, 2019

Politician

A person who dodges questions as a job

Person 1: Them politicians are unreliable.
Person 2: IKR?!

by Mini_fuzz_ball May 22, 2020

Politician

If you're black and you support Trump, do you ever ask yourself whether he would do the same for you when you get kicked off the plane for not wearing a mask? Do you also ask yourself whether Biden is any better for trying to force you to wear one?

No matter what they tell you, a politician is not on your side. They dont give a fuck about you or your vote, it's a number to them. You're old enough to know this already.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020