Porter Boy

A young male who is pimped out to elderly couples

Karol: When I was working in a hotel as a porter boy i met so many amazing elderly couples that I had sex with

by psymmetry January 5, 2022

Porter Pounder

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado, he will fuck you up then fuck your bich if you cross his path and is one hot motherfucker.

Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder I wonder if he will have a three way with us.
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!

by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018

Fortnite Porter

Porter is dumb and super rude. He is cocky, and doesn't care about the rules. He loves to play Fortnite, and is a complete virgin

Fortnite Porter just got a Victory Royal

by JustTellingYouTheTruth January 9, 2019

Jake Porter

Mystery man, he probably doesn't exist. One day we may hope he begins to exist again.

"Where is Jake Porter?"
"He doesn't exist man..."

by ShankOrWank June 4, 2020

Imogen Porter

A beautiful, hot and sexy girl.
Imogen Porters are one in a million, and are straight-A students.
If you manage to catch one, hold on tight!

Their weaknesses are chocolate and loneliness. NEVER tell an Imogen Porter she sucks, if you value your life.

awesome Imogen Porter

by Blooper64 December 9, 2013

Joe Porter

Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter

Guy 1: Have you heard of our lord and savior Joe Porter
Guy 2: Yeah he is my role model, he is soooo handsome. He just oozes masculine stuff
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 9, 2020

Porter Poop

-to take a shit in a porter potty

I had to go so bad i took a porter poop!

by cheeseanddijon June 2, 2010