Dalton Porter

Amazing person, with a great personality. Every girl crushes on you and so do gay guys. Has the biggest of all dicks and gives the best kisses.

Dalton Porter was amazing lastnight.

by Massive cok July 1, 2021

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Gus Porter

A boy who once stuffed a mop in someone's face. And gave a Spanish cookbook to someone as a guide to learn Spanish. And is totally not constantly shipped with Mattholomule.

In all seriousness one of the top characters from the animated tv show "The Owl House".

Lad: "What's your favourite ship?"

Lass: "Gustholomule"
Lad: "Gus Porter should totally be with Mattholomule in canon."

by SDE Syndrome September 11, 2023

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Porter pottied

To get a blowjob in a weird place

She Porter Pottied me in a church van

by Iamtheking13 July 25, 2016

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Porter Pounder

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado, he will fuck you up then fuck your bich if you cross his path and is one hot motherfucker.

Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder I wonder if he will have a three way with us.
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!

by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018

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Imogen Porter

A beautiful, hot and sexy girl.
Imogen Porters are one in a million, and are straight-A students.
If you manage to catch one, hold on tight!

Their weaknesses are chocolate and loneliness. NEVER tell an Imogen Porter she sucks, if you value your life.

awesome Imogen Porter

by Blooper64 December 9, 2013

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Joe Porter

Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter

Guy 1: Have you heard of our lord and savior Joe Porter
Guy 2: Yeah he is my role model, he is soooo handsome. He just oozes masculine stuff
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 9, 2020

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