Amazing person, with a great personality. Every girl crushes on you and so do gay guys. Has the biggest of all dicks and gives the best kisses.
Dalton Porter was amazing lastnight.
by Massive cok July 01, 2021
Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado, he will fuck you up then fuck your bich if you cross his path and is one hot motherfucker.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder I wonder if he will have a three way with us.
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!
by Judgeofficial May 30, 2018
Porter is dumb and super rude. He is cocky, and doesn't care about the rules. He loves to play Fortnite, and is a complete virgin
by JustTellingYouTheTruth January 09, 2019
by Iamtheking13 March 15, 2016
-to take a shit in a porter potty
by cheeseanddijon June 02, 2010
A beautiful, hot and sexy girl.
Imogen Porters are one in a million, and are straight-A students.
If you manage to catch one, hold on tight!
Their weaknesses are chocolate and loneliness. NEVER tell an Imogen Porter she sucks, if you value your life.
Imogen Porters are one in a million, and are straight-A students.
If you manage to catch one, hold on tight!
Their weaknesses are chocolate and loneliness. NEVER tell an Imogen Porter she sucks, if you value your life.
awesome Imogen Porter
by Blooper64 December 09, 2013
Guy 1: Have you heard of our lord and savior Joe Porter
Guy 2: Yeah he is my role model, he is soooo handsome. He just oozes masculine stuff
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter
Guy 2: Yeah he is my role model, he is soooo handsome. He just oozes masculine stuff
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 09, 2020