I'll pop your tart

Phrase meaning "I'll have sex with you" with a cleaner wording. Pop and tart can be replaced with other words like "I'll jack n your box" or "I'll cream your cheese" etc.

Random kid: "I could really go for a poptart right about now!"
Cool kid: "I'll pop your tart!...hehehehehhe"

by cgett69 September 23, 2011

human pop tart

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk

that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart

by XenoN461 April 19, 2018

Chocolate Pop Tart

Anthony Barr's favorite sex position.

Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.

by HPdarealest September 26, 2015

pop-tart

A tasty snack to be consumed in a work place bathroom while sitting on the toilet. This allows the person to achieve an additional break when it is most likely an undesirable time and they should be working.

Person 1- Where is Alice?
Person 2- Taking a her daily pop-tart break.
Person 1- Oh man thats gross!

by MelRanAway April 11, 2012

Mexican Pop-tart

A sexual act involving a breakfast pastry, the border wall and a donkey.

We went out last night and Cheryl got the ol’ Mexican Pop-tart and ended up in Tijuana.

by Pope_it_up June 25, 2022

Pop tart

A term used in the punk community, refers to basic white girls who aren’t particularly interesting. Usually are skinny with long blonde hair and wear a lot of makeup.

Guy: Did you see the new girl? Isn’t she hot?
Friend: Yeah, she’s just too much of a pop tart for me.

by griffinthomas May 14, 2021

popped my tart

The act of a female having her first actual orgasm, and then realizing it.

Holy shit, I think you just popped my tart.

by LosT January 16, 2014