Phrase meaning "I'll have sex with you" with a cleaner wording. Pop and tart can be replaced with other words like "I'll jack n your box" or "I'll cream your cheese" etc.
Random kid: "I could really go for a poptart right about now!"
Cool kid: "I'll pop your tart!...hehehehehhe"
Cool kid: "I'll pop your tart!...hehehehehhe"
by cgett69 September 23, 2011
Get the I'll pop your tartmug. by XenoN461 April 19, 2018
Get the human pop tartmug. Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.
by HPdarealest September 26, 2015
Get the Chocolate Pop Tartmug. A tasty snack to be consumed in a work place bathroom while sitting on the toilet. This allows the person to achieve an additional break when it is most likely an undesirable time and they should be working.
Person 1- Where is Alice?
Person 2- Taking a her daily pop-tart break.
Person 1- Oh man thats gross!
Person 2- Taking a her daily pop-tart break.
Person 1- Oh man thats gross!
by MelRanAway April 11, 2012
Get the pop-tartmug. by Pope_it_up June 25, 2022
Get the Mexican Pop-tartmug. A term used in the punk community, refers to basic white girls who aren’t particularly interesting. Usually are skinny with long blonde hair and wear a lot of makeup.
Guy: Did you see the new girl? Isn’t she hot?
Friend: Yeah, she’s just too much of a pop tart for me.
Friend: Yeah, she’s just too much of a pop tart for me.
by griffinthomas May 14, 2021
Get the Pop tartmug. by LosT January 16, 2014
Get the popped my tartmug.