grease pony

a derogatory slur.

“stop being such a grease pony!”

by bewhoyouarefoyopridedonthide October 21, 2022

owns ponies

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".

"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"

by Sexjelly October 28, 2007

pony helper

1. young person who gives up their sunday afternoons to run round bushy park.

2. someone who enjoys cake / hot chocolate / donuts

3. a fat person

omg, charlotte is such a pony helper

by Charlotte Munt December 9, 2007

pony play

Pony play refers to a type of BDSM role-play in which one partner assumes the role of a young equine—a pony—taking on its mannerisms and even dressing the part. The three types of role in pony play are (1) cart ponies, in which the "pony" pulls an actual cart that is sometimes called a "sulky"; (2) riding ponies, in which the "pony" is symbolically "ridden" by the partner; and (3) show ponies, in which the "pony" is asked to display some type of show-horse (dressage) skill, with the "pony" outfitted as for an exhibition. (Source: Wikipedia, strangely enough)

My girlfriend used to be into puppy play, but now she's more into pony play, and I'm the cart horse.

by bighominid February 18, 2015

pony car

originally (1964), a Ford Mustang (possibly after the Mustang logo), later to include competitors like the Chevrolet Camaro; by extension, a car whose main purpose is either to a) impress others, b) be fun to drive, c) run errands at high speed, or d) all of the above.

My grandfather has an old pony car in the garage. Keeps it in mint condition. Drives it on weekends.

by kiph55 June 20, 2009

Pony Kisser

A Pony Kisser is a guy who finds a "Pony" attractive. Where a "Pony" is a girl who wears a lot of makeup, does up her hair every day, wears really fancy clothes everywhere, and obnoxiously large and sparkly jewelry in order to hide the fact that underneath all of that she is just an ugly little horse.

BCH: You see that Pony Gary is making out with?

Garrett: Oh My Gad! She is nasty. He can't be fooled by all that make-up, can he?

BCH: Ha! That Goof, he's such a Pony Kisser.

by King BookRock August 22, 2011

pony up

Meaning: to put (something) up, often money. Pony, derived from pone, Lat. (present imperative, sing.) Poneo, ponere, "to put" Hence, to pony up is frequently used in monetary settings and games of chance where the demand is made to "pony up", or stake a monetary sum.

"Pony up or shut up".

by A. Discipulus. September 3, 2013