Man-pon

A neatly folded section of paper towel that is placed between one's butt cheeks to catch any stray fecal matter that may linger from inadequate anal hygiene and therefore subsequently prevents the dreaded, troubling and horrifying "skid marks" in your under garments

Bro, I always use that man-pon. It keeps my briefs so crisp...no trace of ass, ever!

by Big Medicine November 22, 2024

Pons

a Type of money on a planet Most are in possession of a hat kid also you can get BADGE'S with them

Spend some PONS on badges

by ANTAHIT December 17, 2024

Pon

Is a very gay man. With poop coloured eyes. he normally has a small pp. and has a very big forehead and he likes it in the ass

wow, that pon is gay!

by PabaloPiper March 14, 2020

Pon

To pour liquor on a tampon and then placing the tampon into the butthole, so the alcohol is absorbed into the blood.

Mike and Lexus are having people over tonight. Are you going to put a pon in tonight?

by Sean Daniel August 09, 2015

Pon

To skive work, school, duty, etc

Commonly used amongst students in Singapore

Derived from the Malay word "pontang"

I know it's a school day, but I decided to pon

by singlishdictionary April 17, 2017

Pon

(n., adj.) 1. A smol horse. 2. Used to describe a horse as smol.

n. "You know what's smaller than Donald Trump's hands? A pon."
adj. "My god, you look pon as fuck in that tunic cardigan."

by Avirexii February 04, 2019

Pon

An abbreviation for the word pardon. Used by the deaf in the borough of charnwood

Someone is talking and replied to with 'pon' in a loud manner. Meaning Pardon?

by The Nanny Monster October 14, 2017