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phlebotinum

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1) "Flebotinum" or as it's more commonly known "phlebotnum" has sort of turned in a medieval text (if you squint hard enough). But what is this term? Well according to Joss on his commentary for 'The Harvest', it came from David Greenwalt and essentially means "any magical or mystical force or event that arises in the process of inventing the Buffy mythology/or advancing the plot".
2) a word used by Lauryn that causes everyone around her to be confused about the fuck she's talking about. But only because she worships Joss Whedon, and they don't.
1) The phlebotinum in this episode of Buffy was verra sessy because it had to do with Spike.

2)Lauryn: You didn't see the new episode from Tuesday?! The phlebotinum was GENIUS!
by Lauryn! April 11, 2008
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phlegm douche

The act of coughing up and depositing up a large-ish dollop of phlegm in order to lubricate an orifice, usually the vagina or anus. Since mucus is more slippery than plain saliva, it is valued as a sexual lubricant.
That candy-kid raver girl was so totally out of it that I had to give her a phlegm douche just to get it in her butt.
by funkotronic May 6, 2008
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phaeg

Someone who likes Hot, Rich, Buttery Cream sauce.
Man, that guy over there offered to lick my noodle. He's such a phaeg.
by andes mint August 13, 2007
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peleg

peleg is a big fat sea lard
by ASFGHJKLL November 20, 2015
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afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
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phlegmbrella

a kind of umbrella which is useful when speaking to people who project spittle during enunciation, especially useful in countries like Wales where many consonants are formed in the back of the throat
she was a lovely Welsh girl, but when I asked her where she was from and she had eventually finished replying "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantyseiliogogogoch"I cursed myself for forgetting my phlegmbrella ...

the diplomat had both a stutter and a lisp so a phlegmbrella was necessary every time he suggested "a cessation of hostilities"
by phlegmy June 20, 2010
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